0. Zen Story
1. Birth of the Erisian Movement
2. The Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
3. What We Know About Eris
4. The Apple of Discord
5. Omar's Epistle to the Paranoids
6. A Sermon on Ethics and Love
7. The Honest Book of Truth
8. The Apostles of Eris
9. Greyface
10. Zarathud's Enlightenment
11. Cosmology
12. The Sacred Chao
13. Cosmogony
14. The Law of Fives
15. Starbuck's Pebbles
16. On Occultism
17. The Curse of Greyface
18. Nonsense as Salvation
19. The Passing of the Honest Book of Truth

3. What We Know About Eris

(not much)

"The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks."

The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity- She was shown as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and torn, concealing a dagger in Her Bosom. Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms.

Who you calling "bitch", asshole?

Her geneology is from the Greeks and is utterly confused. Either She was the twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and Hera; or She was the daughter of Nyx, goddess of night (who was either the daughter or wife of Chaos, or both), and Nyx's brother, Erebus, and whose brothers and sisters include Death, Doom, Mockery, and Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, and a bunch of gods and goddesses like that.

One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of indigestion, you know."

Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.

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