0. Zen Story
1. Birth of the Erisian Movement
2. The Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
3. What We Know About Eris
4. The Apple of Discord
5. Omar's Epistle to the Paranoids
6. A Sermon on Ethics and Love
7. The Honest Book of Truth
8. The Apostles of Eris
9. Greyface
10. Zarathud's Enlightenment
11. Cosmology
12. The Sacred Chao
13. Cosmogony
14. The Law of Fives
15. Starbuck's Pebbles
16. On Occultism
17. The Curse of Greyface
18. Nonsense as Salvation
19. The Passing of the Honest Book of Truth

Commentary

Mad Malik said: Wine before platitudes, fill it up.

It is written in the Honest Book of Truth: The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise, Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.