The Book of Eris
0. Zen Story
1. Birth of the Erisian Movement
2. The Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
3. What We Know About Eris
4. The Apple of Discord
5. Omar's Epistle to the Paranoids
6. A Sermon on Ethics and Love
7. The Honest Book of Truth
8. The Apostles of Eris
9. Greyface
10. Zarathud's Enlightenment
11. Cosmology
12. The Sacred Chao
13. Cosmogony
14. The Law of Fives
15. Starbuck's Pebbles
16. On Occultism
17. The Curse of Greyface
18. Nonsense as Salvation
19. The Passing of the Honest Book of Truth
5. Omar's Epistle to the Paranoids
1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
2. Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye've been left to fight alone.
3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye were sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink holes.
4. O how the darknesses do crowd up, one against the other, in yer hearts! What fear ye more that what ye have wrought?
5. Verily, verily I say unto you: not all the Sinister Ministers of the Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so entwine the land with tribulation as have yer baseless warnings.