1) Brew some coffee.

2) Have a cup.

3) Perform the Wholey 5 Star Mega Apostolic Banishing Ritual.

4) Have another cup.

5) Sit in the lotus position and take 5 deep breaths, exhaling them as slowly as possible.

6) Have another cup.

7) Attempt to visualize a golden light traveling through your body.

8) Fidget around a bit and move out of the lotus position.

9) Have another cup.

10) Shaking, attempt to regain your composure.

11)Get the jitters and knock over the ritual incense.

12) Extinguish the carpet which is now on fire, and take a deep breath.

13) Have another cup.

14) Angrily decide that maybe this is all fucking bullshit, until your vision starts to get blurry.

15) Have a vision of Eris.

16) Lather, Rinse, Repeat.